Gentle Reader, whatever are you doing on this warm sunny day?
No need to ask. You're reading a silly blog post written by someone who is most likely a stranger to you. May we benevolently suggest that you STOP. READING. NOW. PLEASE. Go, go away! Have a hula hoop off with your favorite five year old, write poetry on the patio, bicycle-race friends to the beach.
Hmph. Someone's not listening.
Fine: go ahead. Dismiss our direction. Do not keep reading; do not harvest your neighbor's unsprayed lavender; and do not see the Herb Farm Cookbook recipe for lavender shortbread. Halt! Do not read Margaret Atwood's Encouragement to the Young while the shortbread bakes and by all means do not share the shortbread with friends distressed from unemployment or academic-related anxiety.
Perhaps you are reading this because you yourself suffer student writer's block or are stranded sans paid work. If so we send you a sympathetic smile and we hope that someone special bakes for you.
For the rest of you: do not ever, ever return to read GAP.
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